The purpose of life is to trade the finite for the infinite

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

grade-a-memo:

sci-universe:

Italy’s Mount Etna volcano erupting perfect smoke rings.
Blaze it.

God too is down w 4/20

the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

calamixy:

I'm just a moment,
s
o don't let me pass you by...

themoonphase:

No, I don’t ‘get horny’ when I’m high. I’m always horny. It just intensifies.